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617 NW 13th Ave, Portland, OR 97209​
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Two Wrongs Portland: Bar And Cocktail Lounge
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Enjoy a specialty cocktails from one of our skilled mixologists.

COCKTAILS

Mangorita (On Draft) - 12
“For parrotheads only.” Milagro Silver, Mango, Lime, Lillet Rose w/ Tajin Rim

The Pope’s Juice (On Draft) - 12
“To wash away your sins.”
House Made Red Sangria​

Maya’s Mule (On Draft) - 12
”Not in a copper mug.” Ketel One Botanicals Cucumber & Mint, Lime, Ginger Beer
Pomelo Anthony (On Draft) - 12
“2003 #3 Draft Pick” Pueblo Viejo Blanco, Grapefruit Juice, Lime, Squirt
Wrong Fashioned - 14
“The hipster Jager Bomb." Uncle Nearest, Toddy Syrup, Angostura Bitters, Whiskey Barrel Bitters
Bourbon Outfitters- 11
”Carhartt beanie not included.” Fistful of Bourbon, Lemon, Marionberry
Chamomillionaire - 11
“The only chamomile pun that made sense.” Reyka Vodka, Lemon, Chamomile, Orange Bitters
Big Spritz Energy - 12
“100% that spritz.” Tanqueray, St. Germaine, Prosecco, Lemon, Soda Water
Mrs. Loomis - 12
“The purple one.” Empress Gin 1908, Lemon, Lavender, Honey 
CornHub - 12
“Discreet billing available upon request.” Mellow Corn Whiskey, Lemon, Orange Juice, Galliiano Upgrade to CornHub premium with George Dickel 12 - 14
Honey Mama - 15
“Pretty in pink.” Ketel One Botanicals Grapefruit & Rose, Aperol, Grapefruit Juiice, Lime, Honey
6 God - 17
“If you’re reading this, it’s too late.” George Dickel Rye, Averna, Cynar, Angostura Bitters
Huncho - 18
“For when you want to dance with your dogs in the night time.” Hennessy, Lemon, Amaro Nonino, Aperol
Banana Hammock - 11
“Shake that daqui-taffy.” House Silver Rum, Lime, Banana Taffy Syrup

WINE

Ruffino Prosecco Split - 8
Ruffino Sparking Rose Split - 8
Free Public Red Can - 7
Free Public White Can - 7
Free Public Rose Can - 7
Robert Mondavi Fume Blanc - 12
Whitehaven Sauvignon Blanc - 12
Orin Swift Machete - 20 glass/ 80 bottle
Souverain Pinot Noir - 15
Bernard Griffin Spoken Barrel Cabernet - 12

Maison No. 9 Rose -12 glass / 48 bottle

HAPPY HOUR

Banana Hammock - 8
Negroni - 8
Lo-Fi Spritz - 9
Slushies - 11
Free Republic Wine - 6
Don Julio Shot & Modelo Tall Can - 13

​FROZEN COCTAILS

Faderade (Frozen) - 12
“Don’t forget your electrolytes.”
Vodka, Blue Gatorade, Lemon
You Go, Lemon Coco! (Frozen) - 12
“I’m in love with the coco!”
Captain Morgan White Rum, Lemon, Coconut Cream, Lemoncoco

COCKTAIL PITCHERS

Mangorita - 45
Maya’s Mule - 45
Pomelo Anthony - 45

The Pope’s Juice​ - 45

COCKTAIL SLUSHIES

Rotating Slushies - 15
Ask your server. Available to go!

BEER

Modelo 16 Oz Cans - 6
Tecate 16 Oz Cans - 5
Corona Bottles - 5
Coors Light Bottles - 5
Stiegl Grapefruit Radler - 6
10 Barrel Cucumber Crush Sour - 7
Modern Times ICE Pilsner - 7
White Claw Black Cherry/Mango 12 Oz - 6
Modern Times Orderville IPA 16 Oz Can - 8
Migration Mo-Haze-Ic Hazy IPA 12 Oz Can - 7

Rotating IPA 16 Oz Can - 8
Rev Nats Revival & Seasonal Ciders 12 Oz Can - 7
​Jester & Judge Pineapple Express 12 Oz Can - 7
Ablis Strawberry Mojito CBD Soda - 7
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